Such is the age we live in…
There is no official word yet whether the mystery blonde has been improperly enhanced by an artificial substance. Though buxom blondes are part of, shall we say, the fabric of the game, they are not subject to routine testing.
So isn’t it somewhat appropriate that the new home run king should be somewhat…artificial? Wonder how many women screaming for Bonds’s (hairless) scalp have had plastic surgery, or would have if they could afford it? Or how many men, either for themselves or their paramour? Is Barroids not a natural symbol of the time we live in, much as the hard living Ruth was an exemplar of the Roaring Twenties?
I once dated an “exotic dancer”, BTW. Like hitchiking around the US of A, it is something I don’t regret having done once, but would never do again. ARod, you idiot!
— Michael Norton